We’re bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time — we got you! Here are the best tweets of the week:
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1.
Camila Cabello is like I’ll be home for
09:17 PM – 27 Nov 2022
2.
“don’t be like that”me already like that: “like what”
06:18 PM – 27 Nov 2022
3.
why did he turn into spongebob for 2 seconds
05:52 PM – 26 Nov 2022
4.
i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 200mph
06:54 PM – 27 Nov 2022
5.
my spotify wrapped
04:37 PM – 27 Nov 2022
6.
I think my dog is just done with our trip
10:20 PM – 26 Nov 2022
7.
My self-driving Tesla crosses four lanes of freeway traffic in an attempt to jackknife an oncoming subaru. In the final seconds of my life, I’m filling out a captcha to try and regain control of the vehicle, but I don’t know which squares in the grid are “woke”
06:56 PM – 26 Nov 2022
8.
me 2 drinks in recounting the 3 month situationship that ruined my life
04:12 PM – 26 Nov 2022
9.
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.
03:22 AM – 27 Nov 2022
10.
Vegans when they bite their tongues by accident
08:13 PM – 24 Nov 2022
11.
I want to see kendall jenner take an improv class. and she’s not allowed to take a xanax or get an IV of vitamins beforehand. then I want kourtney to tour the factory where they make cheez its (this is a 2 hour episode) then I want kylie to do ayahuasca https://t.co/T2jc4kWLhr
07:24 AM – 25 Nov 2022
12.
I like Princess Margaret …I can see me smokin cigarettes and eating biscuits wit her
08:02 PM – 23 Nov 2022
13.
when he asks for his hoody back
02:58 AM – 27 Nov 2022
14.
how do y’all have so many people in your life who told you you’d “never amount to anything”? i had haters i guess but they had some decorum
12:58 AM – 27 Nov 2022
15.
My brother & his husband are hosting thanksgiving and I wonder what my parents think this decoration in their bathroom is
06:36 PM – 24 Nov 2022
16.
Happy Thanksgiving ❤️❤️
01:40 AM – 25 Nov 2022
17.
what if we kissed… at the pepperoni center 🙈
02:31 AM – 25 Nov 2022
18.
I don’t want kids but I’d love an epidural
06:44 PM – 27 Nov 2022